What Google Says of Us

Anna is ...sexy ...the answer ...a high-level programming language ...a palindrome ...a stool pigeon.

Anna thinks ...sheep are funny ...no one can see her ...I'm the cutest baby ever ...she's a hawk ...I neglect her.

Anna needs ...to be excused from class today ...whatever sense of humor works for her ...to find a toilet ...caffeine ...a drummer.

Anna wants ...to be famous ...to do too many things at once, to do any of them with much verve ...to be next to Daniel ...to break free ...a Margarita-filled wedding.

David is ...the devil ...clearly suggesting that he has transcended the physical world ...Goliath ...a hypocrite ...a record-breaker.

David thinks ...you're stupid ...he's frightened? ...he's above the law ...something is dumb ...that daylight savings time is the best thing ever.

David needs ...a wash! ...more money ...your story ...prayer! ...a doctor.

David wants ...to essentially hijack the current Domain Name System ...to work with J-Lo ...to go [and] ...you to join him ...to rewind gay rumours.

Samuel is ...the best thing that happened to the Earth's profile ...a major risk ...called ...doing fine ...a shutdown star.

Samuel thinks ...it is fun to be one! ...China is being hypocritical ...crayons are more nutritious ...about sport's most pressing questions ...he's hilarious.

Samuel needs ...our help!! ...a home! ...to feed his family ...a wife!!! ...an assistant to count up to 20.

Samuel wants ...to be traded ...YOU! ...Germany ...to stay ...to get paid.

Samuel knows ...I have a strategy ...German and English ...to ask God ...numbers ...first time home buyers are often eligible for special mortgage programs from lenders that want to promote home ownership.

Dee is ...now safe ...rude about others ...not Eric Franklin ...in the Oscar spotlight ...37cm tall.

Dee thinks ...Pop-Tart news is LOL ...herself more educated, more fashionable, and more eminent ...so highly of this film ...Charlie is suddenly being nice and has just developed a conscience ...it may be raining and windy out ...they need to start planning for their future, like getting a job and settling down.

Dee needs ...a bigger trophy cabinet ...more beer ...signatures ...help ...lots of spaghetti.

Dee wants ...to be back in 2012 ...to rock again ...to know what you are doing today? ...more than that ...to turn into museum pieces.

Dee knows ...how to throw a party ...the source of their panic ...she's a little different ...how being homeless works ...the importance of having self-belief and facing your fears.